solar-aestheticss:

Tove Jansson

solar-aestheticss:

Tove Jansson

(via willlaren)

(via chibima)

spiritualevolution1111:

“The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.”
~ John Muir

spiritualevolution1111:

“The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.”

~ John Muir

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

everhart:

aflac.

everhart:

aflac.

reverseracism:

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

Relevant.

(via some-ginger-girl)

Husband and Wife Eating at Denny's.

  • Husband: Wow! This sandwich tastes almost as delicious as a sourdough dick.
  • Wife: Lance! What a horrible expression.
  • Husband: Its not an expression, Louise. I really think this sandwich tastes almost as delicious as a sourdough dick. I've had a lot of sourdough dicks in my mouth. I'm one hundred percent serious.
  • Wife: What's a sourdough dick?
  • Husband: It's a dick, Louise. A penis. From a man.
  • Wife: What are you telling me? You're gay?
  • Husband: I'm not gay. And I haven't had a sourdough dick since we married. I do miss them though. I could've sworn we talked about this before.
  • Wife: No! Never! This is the first time you've mentioned sucking a dick.
  • Husband: Whoa, whoa! I never have sucked a dick! I've just had them in my mouth. Sourdough dicks 'til dawn.
  • Wife: And why do you keep saying "sourdough dicks" ???
  • Husband: That's what they are.
  • Wife: I'm going to be sick.
  • Husband: Holy moly! That man's walking like 10 dogs. Look! Across the street there.
  • Wife: I'm married to a man who loves dicks in his mouth.
  • Husband: You're still going on about this?
  • Wife: Should we divorce?
  • Husband: What? No! You're my Little Miss Little Miss Little Miss Cant Be Wrong! Hey, just forget all about this sourdough dick thing, okay?
  • Wife: I guess I can try.
  • Husband: Trying won't cut it. I need you to sign these contracts saying you will absolutely forget about all this.
  • Wife: Oh. Alright. Do you have a pen?
  • Husband: I have 60 pens stashed throughout this Denny's. If you find three of them in under a minute, this dinner is on me. Ready... GO!
  • ****its okay to repost my own stuff, right? Its been more than 3 years so its okay. its just a really sweet tale is all